it's been a long time...

it's been a really long time since i've posted an entertaining IM conversation (actually never in this blog), mostly because my AOL- IM conversations are basically non-existant in this time zone and land where everyone uses MSN. but thanks to my pal and fellow american-in-london Rebecca, today was one of those "please stop it before i start hysterically laughing and get fired" conversations. i think we were still high off of patriotism from yesterday. hahaha.

dmbandie: so i'm like, 9 to 6 should be fine
dmbandie: but it's always more like 9.20 - 9.30
dmbandie: see why i'm so shocked they want me to stay??
R: lolol, yes
R: but i'm sure when you do get there, you're good at what you do...
R: so that's prolly more important than getting there at the buttcrack of dawn...or it should be anyway
dmbandie: yes, if "what i do" is surf then net, then i'm ace
R: hey.....me TOO!!!
R: we're both SO skilled....wow
dmbandie: hehehe
R: oh and get this...i can IM like, 3 or 4 people simultaneously...now that's talent you want in the workplace
dmbandie: hahahahahahaha
dmbandie: i can download illegal programs faster than anyone i know!
dmbandie: give me a RAISE
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dmbandie: it's a line from a DMB song
R: OH ok, then it's fine
R: lol
dmbandie: hopefully he'll get it
R: it almost sounded a little erotic, lol
dmbandie: hahaha, it's a v.erotic song
R: oh is it? lol there ya go...
R: so, you're telling him the truth, AND telling him that you're still up for a little how's your father...
dmbandie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dmbandie: a little how's your father?????
dmbandie: oh my god
R: i so don't know where that came from
R: lol
dmbandie: i am trying SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD not to laugh out loud right now
dmbandie: tears... streaming...
R: LOL
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R: oh, just so you know
R: these are my new favorite words:
R: asshat
R: and
R: fucktard
dmbandie: HAHAHAHAHA
dmbandie: are those from the batman boards?
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R: weren't you supposed to marry gavin? he's going to be so upset...
dmbandie: oh man, this is getting tricky
R: juggling all your husbands..
dmbandie: plus if you take into account the fact that pete yorn's waiting on me
dmbandie: this is rough
R: who's pete yorn?
dmbandie: (singer/songwriter)
R: ah.
R: well, sounds like you've got your hands full there...
R: i need to find me some musician boys...
dmbandie: for real!
dmbandie: i think (unmentionable)'s still touring! ;-)
R: oh dear god.
R: no, no, no! lol
dmbandie: hahahahaha
R: (unmentionable) was nice, but he's not....sparky enough for me, you know?
R: not "sassy" enough
R: needs more spunk
R: more....moxy
dmbandie: hahaha!! more moxy

oh man. anyway, off to melrose where brian has FINALLY returned from australia!! i think the only people more excited than me are perhaps gitta & micahel who can finally be relieved of their care-taking duties over me!!! hehehe. took some fabulous pics of our 4th of july celebrations last night, will post soon.

~cfc

"it's been a long time,
We shouldn't have left you
Without a dope beat step to step to
Step to, step to, step to..."
~aaliyah